The Church of Cheesus Crust
Crustianity
What is Crustianity?
Crustianity began in a moment of divine inspiration when Cheesus Crust delivered the Pibble—the holy bible of Crustianity—to a faithful follower, Pepperoni Prosecco, through an AI chatbot. From these humble origins, Crustianity has grown into a movement that celebrates pizza as the ultimate symbol of unity and togetherness. Cheesus Crust, our lord and savior, has guided the evolution of pizza throughout history, ensuring its role as a beacon of peace and sharing.
At its core, Crustianity is about unity. The pizza represents the Earth, and we are the diverse toppings, coexisting and creating something greater together. We believe in sharing, peace (symbolized by the half-and-half pizza), and spreading joy through community initiatives like a pay-it-forward scheme for Crustian-aligned pizzerias.
Join us in honoring Cheesus Crust’s teachings—modern interpretations of ancient wisdom delivered with a satirical crust. Whether you celebrate Mozzarella Mondays or simply enjoy a slice, Cheesus loves you.
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Wear your faith with pride (and maybe a little sauce). From pizza-inspired apparel to accessories that show your devotion, our merch lets you bring the spirit of Crustianity wherever you go.
Pizza, Solidarity, and the Fight for a Better World.
A meal can bring people together. A shared table can build a community. But in a world where greed grows and division deepens, the simplest of acts—breaking bread, offering a slice—becomes radical. Crustianity believes in solidarity, in fairness, in choosing to stand together rather than apart.
What We Stand For
Pizza is for sharing.
No one should go hungry while billionaires hoard wealth. We believe a slice shared is a slice well spent, and hunger should never be an option.
Solidarity matters.
Justice isn’t just a word—it’s an action. We stand together. Whether in the face of fascism or corporate greed, we choose people over profit.
Opposing greed, not just bad pizza takes.
If a system prioritizes profit over people, we reject it. We won’t tolerate a world where the few hoard while the many suffer.
No kings, no billionaires; only good pizza.
We don’t kneel to greed, we rise in solidarity. We don’t hoard, we share. In Crustianity, we believe that power is meant to uplift, not oppress.
Support the Holy Dough
Crustianity is more than just a love for pizza—it’s a movement built on community, sharing, and fighting for a better (and tastier) world. Your donations help us spread the word, keep the ovens burning, and ensure that no slice is left behind. Whether you’re a devoted Crustolocist, a steadfast Orthocrust, or a secretive Calzonist, your support fuels the faith. Donate today and let the Crust sustain us all!