The Sects
As with all great faiths, Crustianity has endured its trials, its debates, its moments of division. The first great rupture came when Pineapple was revealed unto the world, causing a crisis of belief among the faithful. Some embraced it as a divine test of tolerance, while others saw it as a blasphemy upon the sacred slice.
Then, in later days, alternative diets arose, challenging the very foundations of dough and cheese. Those who could not partake in the traditional blessings of gluten and dairy sought new paths, causing yet another schism. But though our houses are divided, our crust remains whole.
Thus, three great sects arose: Crustolocism, Orthocrusty and Calzonism.
Though these sects may have their differences, they share one sacred truth: that pizza is the holiest of meals, and that no soul should go without a slice.
Crustolocism
The seekers of balance, who believe that any two toppings that complement one another are meant to be together. They uphold harmony and inclusion, embracing variety as a sacred virtue.
Orthocrustu
The defenders of tradition, who stand unwavering in their devotion to the ancient ways of Italian pizza. For them, the Margherita is the One True Slice, and all deviation is culinary heresy.
Calzonism
The devout purists, emerging from Othocrusty, who believe that not only must pizza remain untainted by foreign influence, but it must also reject the heresies of gluten-free and dairy-free alternatives.