Confession & Absolution
The Tribunal of the Crust
Confess your crimes against pizza. Receive your verdict. Do your penance.
The Rite of Confession
The Tribunal sits in permanent session. It keeps no records, takes no names, and stores nothing. Ever. That is the point.
Heard by the Tribunal alone. Nothing you type leaves your device.
The Tribunal cannot judge silence. Choose a sin.
Carry the judgment
Made on your device. Nothing was sent, saved, or seen by anyone but you.