Crustianity is a work of satire. It is a parody art project – a comedic ‘pizza religion’ – and not a real religion, church, or place of worship. Cheesus Crust, the Pibble, the sects, the sermons and the rites are all fiction, written for entertainment and gentle social commentary.
Beneath the joke are values we take seriously: solidarity, feeding the hungry, welcoming the stranger, and opposing fascism and cruelty. The satire is the wrapper; the kindness is the point.
Donations & ‘tithes’
Crustianity is not a registered charity or church. Any offering, ‘tithe’, or membership fee is a voluntary contribution that helps run this project – it is not tax-deductible and does not fund a religious institution.
The Solidarity Hub
The resources listed in our Solidarity Hub are independent third-party organisations. We share them in good faith to help people, but we are not affiliated with them, cannot guarantee their details are current, and are not responsible for their services. In an emergency, always contact your local emergency services. Last updated: July 2026.