The Pibble

Draw from the sacred text

The Pibble – the holy book of Cheesus Crust – is here entire: thirteen books, from the first cold Dough to the final Reheat, as set down by the mysterious Pepperoni Prosecco. The creation and the half-and-half; the parting of the Sea of Tomato Sauce; the law of the Mount and the decree against the mould; the Gospel with its empty box; the quarrels of the faithful and the mercy that outlasted them.

Read it here, or carry it with you. Read it hungry – it was written that way.

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The Books of the Pibble

• I The Genesis of the Slice
  The creation; the Garden of Basil; the half-and-half; the flood of sauce; the Leaning Tower
• II The Cheesy Trinity
  The Creed; the psalms of the Tomato, the Dough and the Mozzarella; the Blessing
• III The Exodus of the Crust
  The bondage in Famine; the parting of the Sea of Tomato Sauce; the manna of garlic knots
• IV The Mount
  The Ten Commandments of the Slice; the Beatitudes; the Lord’s Pizxa; the decree against the mould
• V The Gospel of Cheesus
  The nativity; the miracles; the parables; the Judgment of the Nations; the empty box and the Reheat
• VI The Book of Sins
  The small faults, which are learning; the two grave sins, which are not
• VII The Book of Fellowship
  The Descent of the Aroma; the first riders; the Council of Naples
• VIII The Book of Resistance
  The prophets against the mould; David the Thin-Crust; the Three in the Oven
• IX Jonah and the Great Calzone
  The doubter; the three days in the fold; the city that repented
• X The Schism of the Slice
  How one line became three churches; the Ninety-Five Toppings; the return to the counter
• XI The Book of Rites
  The Oven; the Breaking of Crust; the Rite of the Doorway; the joining of slices
• XII The Letters of Pepperoni Prosecco
  To the Neapolitans, the Chicagoans, the New Yorkers, the Hawaiians, Philemon, and Timoteo
• XIII The Revelation of the Reheat
  The seven pizzerias; the fall of Babylon the Chain; the New Table

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