The year of the slice
The Liturgical Calendar
Every feast is an excuse to feed someone. All of them happened, canonically.
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Oven Friday
Every Friday · In 3 days.
On the first Friday the bread was broken and nobody ate alone (The Gospel of Cheesus).
The wheel of the year
The Feasts, in order
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The Reheating
1 January
And every cold slice shall be made warm again (The Revelation of the Reheat).
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The Feast of the First Slice
1 February
When the pie was first divided, eight slices were cut for seven present; the eighth was the guest slice, cut for whoever came (Genesis of the Slice).
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The Great Fast (the Lent of the Cold Oven)
The six weeks before Easter
The crust wandered and was proofed in the desert; what rises, rises slowly (The Exodus of the Crust).
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The Parting of the Sauce
15 March
Cheesus split the sea of tomato sauce so the hungry could cross dry-crusted (The Exodus of the Crust).
Help someone in transit: give to refugee and migrant services. →
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The Feast of the Riders
24 April
The first riders carried supper through darkness and rain, and were paid first (The Book of Fellowship).
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The Night of the Long Table
21 June, the solstice
The mould cannot grow where the table is warm and watched; one long table in the square (The Book of Resistance).
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The Feast of the Prosecco Wedding
First Saturday of September
At the wedding the prosecco ran out, and joy was declared a doctrine, not a luxury (The Gospel of Cheesus).
Fund a small celebration for someone who cannot afford one; joy counts as aid. →
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The Harvest of the Toppings
First Saturday of October
The Garden of Basil gave more than one gardener could eat; that was the point (Genesis of the Slice).
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The Emergence
12 November
Jonah walked out of the Great Calzone changed, and was met with mercy he resented (Jonah and the Great Calzone).
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Suspended Slice Day
10 December, Human Rights Day
I was hungry, and you left a slice suspended for me (the Judgment of the Nations, The Gospel of Cheesus).
The weekly holy day
♨️ Oven Friday
On the first Friday the bread was broken and nobody ate alone (The Gospel of Cheesus). Miss one and nothing happens; keep fifty-two and something does.