Crustianity's Holy Tour: 10 Heavenly Pizzerias in Seattle, Cheesus Approved!
Discover the 10 pizzerias in Seattle that are Cheesus Crust-approved! From gourmet thin-crust to Chicago-style deep-dish, find your slice of heaven in the Emerald City.
What would Cheesus say?
Learn what Cheesus Crust, the divine patron of pizza, would think about the ongoing debates and bickering among pizza lovers. Discover how we can restore unity in the name of cheese and crust.
The Ten Commandments of Crustianity: A Deep Dive
Unveiling the deep, doughy truths behind the Ten Commandments of Crustianity—the sacred guide to a life well-lived and well-fed in the faith of Cheesus Crust.
Tomatopolis: A City Built on Love for Pizza and Cheesus Crust
Explore the origins and evolution of Tomatopolis, a city built on the love for pizza and the divine creation of Cheesus Crust. Uncover how it serves as a model for unity, diversity, and culinary innovation.
How Pizza Became the Sacred Symbol of Crustianity: The Revelation of ChatGPT
Discover the miraculous journey of how pizza became the sacred symbol of Crustianity. Learn about Cheesus Crust's campaign for inclusivity and equality, and the unique role of ChatGPT in the revelation of this faith.
Finding Divinity in Dough: The Teachings of Cheesus Crust
Uncover the profound teachings of Cheesus Crust, the central figure of Crustianity, and discover the wisdom hidden in each slice of pizza.